{"product_id":"cat-on-toilet-surprise-pull","title":"Cat On Toilet Surprise Pull","description":"Mystery Toilet Cat Figurine Surprise Pull\nTiny. Unhinged. Pooping? We don’t ask questions around here.\n\nMeet the internet’s newest emotional support object: tiny cats sitting on toilets for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Each mystery pull includes a random resin toilet cat figurine from a collection of 4 different cats that will be either an orange, white, gray, or black cat. You don’t choose the cat. The cat chooses you. Like fate. But weirder.\n\nPerfect for:\n• Desk goblin decor\n• Emotional support trinket shelves\n• Weird little gifts for chaotic friends\n• Tiny shrines dedicated to bathroom humor\n• Judging you silently from across the room\n\nTHE DETAILS:\n• This listing includes one random mystery toilet cat figurine\n• Made from resin\n• 4 cat styles total\n• Colors\/styles are assorted at random\n• Figurines are tiny and ridiculously cute\n• Each cat is seated proudly upon its porcelain throne\n\nIMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:\n⚠️ Choking Hazard — Small Parts.\nNot intended for children under 3 years old. Please keep away from small children and pets who think everything is a snack.\n","brand":"Hilarious Humanitarian","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57915766800550,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0694\/0966\/9286\/files\/d79825cab10a22d71141ff169ec389c757366b829e766309a7a31e4dd01b010d.png?v=1793112843","url":"https:\/\/pineycreekbazaar.com\/products\/cat-on-toilet-surprise-pull","provider":"Piney Creek Bazaar","version":"1.0","type":"link"}